Spring Cleaning for Stoners
Spring Clean Your Cannabis: Ultimate Guide to Refreshing Your Marijuana Space
Ah, the sweet scent of spring is in the air! With warmer days and sunshine peeking through, it’s the perfect time to get into the spirit of spring cleaning. You know the drill – grab those trusty yellow gloves, stock up on paper towels, gather your buckets and cleaners, and get ready to spruce up your space with some Spring Cleaning for Cannabis.
Now, while you’re jotting down your list of chores, don’t forget about your beloved cannabis collection.
This year, let’s add a twist to your spring cleaning routine and give your glass pieces, stash drawer, and other marijuana accessories some much-needed TLC.
With that in mind, here are some suggestions for how to de-clutter, tidy up, or Marie-Kondo your cannabis space this season.
Cleaning your Paraphernalia:
Let’s face it – cleaning your glass pipes, bongs, and other smoking devices is probably the dirtiest task on your spring cleaning agenda. But fear not! With a little elbow grease and patience, you can tackle even the most stubborn resin buildup.
Start With Your Glassware
If you’ve been putting off cleaning your bubbler, bong, dab rig, or pipe, now’s the time to dive in. Whether your piece is a little harder to draw than it used to be or you’re having guests over, there’s no downside to clean glassware. You’ll taste more of the smoke/vapour, less of the resin, and, when smoking flower, your buds will burn more evenly. Plus, there’s always that sense of pride when your friends lay eyes on your freshly cleaned, presentation-ready bowl.
Whether you opt for a soak in rubbing alcohol, a shake with alcohol and salt, or a simple hot water rinse, your glassware will be gleaming in no time.
For a step-by-step on how to clean your bongs, click HERE!
For a step-by-step on how to clean your pipes, click HERE!
Move Onto Your Jars
Speaking of glass, while your nug jars may not do much heavy lifting, even your trusty nug jars deserve a little pampering. Give them a good scrub in hot, soapy water or a spin in the dishwasher to banish any lingering resin. Don’t forget to shake out the kief from the bottom before reuniting your buds with their home. And hey, why not swap out those old moisture packs while you’re at it?
Don’t Forget to Clean Your Grinder
Many people often neglect to clean their grinders, even though she is a crucial piece to the puzzle. Keep it running smoothly by giving it a thorough clean with some rubbing alcohol, cotton swabs, and a toothpick. Neglecting your grinder can lead to unpleasant surprises like mold, so it’s worth the effort to keep it pristine.
For well used or neglected grinders, you may need to soak them completely in the rubbing alcohol. Ditto for the screen. You can even put some isopropyl alcohol into the main chamber, close up your grinder and shake it as well. When you’re finished rinsing off all the alcohol, don’t forget to leave the pieces separated and wait until they’ve completely air dried before putting them back together.
Moving On to the Rolling Tray
Joint rollers, this one is for you! Over time, rolling trays can get pretty coated in resin so it’s always a good idea to give them a good clean every now and then. If your rolling tray is metal, spray it down with some vinegar, then wipe in the direction of the grain to clean out those small grooves. If your tray is plastic or wood, give it a soak in some hot, soapy water for about 15 minutes to loosen up all the resin and residue, then give it a light scrub and lean it up to air dry. This will have it looking good as new.
Your Vape Pens
Much like your glassware, your vape pens work better and taste better the cleaner they are. If you’re using vape cartridges, grab your alcohol dipped swabs and give the battery and contact plate a quick wipe down. If you’re using a dry herb vape, use the same technique to get that screen clean and clear. Finally, wipe down the screw threads and soak the mouthpiece to clear it out. And remember, always follow the manufacturer’s cleaning instructions for your specific vape pen.
Tidying Up Your Cannabis Space for Spring Cleaning
Now that your gear is sparkling clean, it’s time to tackle your cannabis space.
A fair amount of cannabis consumers have a dedicated space for their marijuana products, paraphernalia, and even where they consume. And a fair amount of cannabis consumers often forget to tidy this space up (I mean, your brain wanders after a good smoke…) It’s always a good idea to keep your cannabis space tidy. Who knows, you may even find a few lost nugs along the way!
Marie Kondo It Up
Grab three boxes, label them “Keep” “Donate” and “Toss,” then turn to your stash spot. Whether you keep your supply in a drawer, a box, or spread across an entire table, it’s an easy thing to get cluttered – and most people don’t get more organized once they’ve indulged.
Take a good look around your space and ask yourself “How would Marie Kondo deal with this? Channel your inner organization guru and declutter your stash spot. Sort through your supplies and ask yourself: does this spark joy? If not, toss it in the donate or toss box. Consolidate half-empty concentrate jars and bid farewell to unused pieces cluttering up your space.
When you hold that chipped bong you still have from college or that extra grinder that your friend left at your place a year ago, ask yourself: is there a reason to hold on to it? When was the last time you even used it? Did your grandfather leave it in his will? Does it contain a genie that grants marijuana-themed wishes? Do you use it often or is it a centerpiece? If yes, place it in the keep box along with your grinders and dab rig. However, if you haven’t used that pipe recently, it may be time to say goodbye. Put it in the donate box and find it a new home. Give it to your cousin or nephew who’s just entering college, or hand it off to a friend who’s not as tidy. Now it’s their problem.
Finally, Air-Out Your Spot
After all that hard work, throw open the windows, let in some fresh air, and bask in the satisfaction of a clean space. Vacuum up any lingering odours, wipe down surfaces, and revel in the renewed energy of spring. Your cannabis and accessories are now sparkling clean and ready for another season of enjoyment. Take a deep breath and feel that sense of accomplishment. It’s spring. A time of renewal. Birds are singing, trees are blooming, and now your weed and pieces are cleaner and easier to find than ever. Time to kick back, relax, and savour the fruits of your labour.
