Pineapple Sizzle – Pretty Good Weed – Farmer Jane Pembina
What’s new at Pembina?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pineapple Sizzle | 1g | Infused Pre-Roll | D*GG Lbs | $17.99 |
Pineapple Sizzle 1g Infused Blunt by D*GG LBS: Pure Tropical Fire!
A beautiful, tropical, infused blunt that brings the heat—Pineapple Sizzle lives up to the name and then some! What a way to light up the night. This hybrid 1g blunt is packed with juicy pineapple flavour, infused potency, and that ultra-smooth smoke that keeps you coming back for more.
First things first—this baby burns right. We’re talking smooth, even, and steady from start to finish. None of that canoeing nonsense here! Rolled in a sleek hemp wrap and tipped with a glass filter, the experience is as clean as it is classy.
The flavour? Next level. The pineapple terpenes bring a mouthwatering tropical vibe, while the THC distillate infusion hits hard with a blissful, euphoric lift. It’s the blunt that turns heads and sets the tone—whether you’re chillin’ with the crew or starting your solo vibe.
With THC ranging from 36% to 44%, this isn’t for the faint of heart—but for those looking for premium flavour and serious punch, Pineapple Sizzle delivers every single time.
In short: big flavour, big fire, and major vibes. D*GG LBS did not miss with this one.
What’s on special at Pembina?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sweet Island Skunk | 28g | Big Bags | Versus | $69.99 |
Alright, so let me tell ya—Sweet Island Skunk by Versus? This one took me right back. You know the type… classic skunky funk with a tropical twist that hits the nose just right. One puff and I was halfway to the beach with a reggae beat in the background and not a care in the world.
This sativa-leaning beauty rolls up nicely, whether you’re old-school with a paper or grab a few of those pre-rolls; Versus does it well. Burns even, no fuss. None of that uneven, racing burn nonsense. Just smooth, steady, and flavorful right down to the roach.
The smell? Man, it’s got that sweet citrusy zing with just enough skunk to remind you this ain’t your average fruit salad. Real talk—tastes like sunshine and mischief.
THC sits around 20–26%, which means you’re gonna feel it, but not in a “glued-to-the-couch” kind of way. It’s more like, “hey, let’s clean the garage… or start a band” kind of energy. Great daytime smoke if you’re still out there doing things—or pretending to.
Versus did this one justice. Old heads will respect it, and the new kids will finally get what we’ve been talking about all these years.
Final word? Solid smoke. Skunky sweetness. Good vibes all around. Light it up, kick back, and let Sweet Island Skunk take you for a ride. 🌞🌿
