Notorious THC – Pretty Good Weed Specials – Farmer Jane Pembina
What’s new at Pembina?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Second Breakfast | 7g | Flower | Top Leaf | 54.99 |
Second Breakfast by Top Leaf is a limited-edition, hydroponically grown indica-dominant cannabis strain celebrated for its strong potency and rich sensory profile. Produced by Valens Agritech Ltd., this cultivar contains a high THC concentration ranging from 30% to 36% (300–360 mg/g) with CBD levels between 0% and 2% (0–20 mg/g). Designed for experienced consumers, Second Breakfast delivers a distinctly bold flavour experience that combines sweet, gassy, and earthy notes for a full-bodied and memorable smoking session.
The strain is cultivated using an indoor suspended hydroponic system, a method that promotes optimal nutrient absorption and consistent growth quality. Following cultivation, the buds are hang-dried and hand-trimmed, practices that help preserve trichome integrity, terpene expression, and overall flower structure. The terpene profile is dominated by caryophyllene, humulene, and myrcene—compounds known for contributing to spicy, woody, herbal, and calming aromas and effects. These terpenes work synergistically with the high THC levels to create an experience typically associated with deep relaxation and full-body comfort, although individual results may vary.
As a premium, small-batch release, Second Breakfast aims to offer consumers a refined indica experience, marked by craftsmanship and attention to detail. The combination of hydroponic precision, strong cannabinoid levels, and a complex flavour profile positions this strain as a compelling option within the high-potency indica market. Overall, Top Leaf’s Second Breakfast offers a flavour-rich, gassy, and sweet expression of modern cannabis genetics, tailored to users seeking robust potency and a uniquely crafted flower.
What’s on special at Pembina?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Varnish Vapor | 3.5g | Flower | Strains Limited | 9.99 |
Varnish Vapour, a cross between Jet Fuel Gelato and Pinesoul, is a high-potency indica strain known for its intense aroma, bold flavour characteristics, and heavy-hitting effects. This cultivar is distinguished by its pungent “varnish-like” scent layered with sharp pine notes, reflecting the influence of both parent strains. The flavour profile aligns closely with its aromatic qualities, offering pronounced lemon and fuel undertones supported by earthy depth. With total cannabinoids reaching approximately 35% and terpene levels testing between 4.3% and 5%, Varnish Vapour delivers a robust sensory and experiential impact.
The dominant terpenes—myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene—contribute significantly to the strain’s profile. Myrcene is commonly associated with relaxing, full-body effects; limonene adds citrus brightness and an uplifting element; and caryophyllene introduces subtle spice while interacting uniquely with the endocannabinoid system. Together, these compounds help shape Varnish Vapour’s characteristic potency and rich flavour expression.
Although effects vary between individuals, customer feedback frequently describes this strain as deeply relaxing, sedating, and physically grounding. These user-reported experiences are anecdotal and should not be considered medical guidance. Cannabis impacts individuals differently, and consumers are advised to consult a medical professional before using cannabis for therapeutic purposes.
Overall, Varnish Vapour stands out as a powerful indica cultivar crafted for experienced consumers who appreciate intense fuel-forward aromatics and dense terpene expression. Its combination of high potency, bold flavour, and complex terpene profile makes it a distinctive choice within the indica category.
