Critical Diesel – Pretty Good Weed – Farmer Jane University Heights
What’s new at University Heights?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Critical Diesel | 3.5g | Flower | Greybeard | $14.99 |
🧨 Critical Diesel by Greybeard
Critical Diesel is a top-tier sativa-dominant strain from craft grower Greybeard, born from the cross of Critical Sensi Star and Driftwood Diesel. Grown indoors in the Pemberton Valley, BC, this flower showcases classic Greybeard quality: hang-dried, hand-finished, and packaged with a humidity pack for freshness.
🌸 Aroma & Flavor
– Aromas: A bold, fruity-diesel punch—think cherry, grape, strawberry, vanilla with a sharp gas edge
– Appearance: Long, dense buds in crisp greens with purple streaks, generously coated in trichomes
⚡ Effects
Expect an energetic, cerebral high that hits fast. Users often report pressure behind the eyes and head, giving it a buzzy sativa vibe. It’s perfect for focus, creativity, or taking on a busy day—just be ready for its potency.
🌿 Brand Quality & Cultivation
Greybeard earned its reputation by doing things the right way—no shortcuts. Their craft philosophy shines in this release:
– Indoor grows in Pemberton Valley
– Hand-trimmed and meticulously cured
– Humidity-packaged to preserve terpene-rich freshness
Why It’s a Standout
– Crafty genetics: Sensi Star × Driftwood Diesel delivers a classic, bold accent of sweet fruit and diesel.
– Sativa-dominant clarity: Energizing and uplifting with a clean cerebral buzz.
– Proven quality: Greybeard’s hands-on approach keeps terpene profiles vibrant and buds pristine.
What’s on special at University Heights?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Baked Animal | 3.5g | Flower | Pure Sunfarms | $19.99 |
🍰 Baked Animal by Pure Sunfarms
Baked Animal is a crowd-pleasing, balanced hybrid created by crossing the punchy Animal Face with the creamy Baker’s Delight, delivering a smooth and flavorful experience.
🌿 Aroma & Flavor Profile
– Aromas: Sweet berries, cake, creamy musk, and a whisper of gas
– Terpenes: Rich in Myrcene (earthy), Linalool (floral), and Limonene (citrus), creating a multi-layered sensory experience
Users describe it as “great creamy smell and flavour, burns nice and white, smokes smooth and doesn’t make me cough” — perfect for those who appreciate a clean, easy-going smoke.
💫 Effects
This hybrid leans slightly sativa in its energy, offering a light euphoria and gentle mental lift without tipping into full-on wakefulness. According to one review, it sparks productivity and a creative buzz that lasts around 30–45 minutes.
That makes it ideal for a creative session, unwinding after work, or a smooth afternoon pick-me-up.
🌱 Grow & Brand Quality
Pure Sunfarms cultivates hang-dried, hand-trimmed BC-grown buds in their Delta, BC greenhouse. The flowers are rich in sugary trichomes, showing off dense, colourful buds that suggest high-quality care from seed to consumer.
