Zombie Death – Pretty Good Weed – Farmer Jane University Heights
What’s new at University Heights?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Zombie Death F#ck | 3 x 0.5g | Pre-Rolls | Highland Greenhouses | $13.99 |
🧟♀️Zombie Death F#ck: A Strain So Potent, It’s Practically an Afterlife Experience
Brace yourself. This isn’t your run-of-the-mill couchlock strain. Zombie death F#ck by Highland Greenhouses lives up to its outrageous name with skull-rattling potency, knockout effects, and a terpene profile so dank it might just raise the dead. With an instant headrush, providing creative thoughts, wild ideas, and introspective rabbit holes, followed by a heavy body melt that creeps you into a physical sedation, locking you into the couch like a zombie returning to its crypt. This strain is perfect for night use as you WILL melt. Great for a horror movie marathon, deep thoughts, or just forgetting the world exists.
⚡Genetics and Potency:
– Lineage: Girl Scout Cookies X OG Kush L.A>
– THC Content: Approximately 22-23%
– CBD Content: Around 0.2%
Whether you’re a seasoned stoner or just curious about what happens when two legendary strains- Girl Scout Cookies and OG Kush L.A.- hook up in the cannabis underworld, this hybrid promises a ride straight into the shadow realm… in the best way possible.
Packed with myrcene, caryophyllene, linalool, and a hint of pinene, Zombie Death F3ck hits you with:
– 🌲Dank Forest Floor: earthy, musky, and a little mysterious
– 🔥Black Pepper & Spice: warm and slightly menacing
– 🍋Citrus Peel: sour, sharp, and weirdly irresistible
– 🌬️Whispers of floral & herbal funk: like a haunted lavender sachet
☠️Final Thoughts:
If you’re the kind of person who reads the name “Zombie Death F#ck” and thinks, “Yeah, that’s my vibe,”-you’re right. This is not just a strain. It’s a statement. It’s for the freaks, the night owls, the people who like their weed the way they want their horror: full-throttle and unfiltered.
Use responsibly. Or don’t. Just don’t say you weren’t warned.
Would you dare try Zombie Death F#ck?
What’s on special at University Heights?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rooster Call | 3.5g | Flower | Catch Me Outside | $17.99 |
🐔Rooster Call by Catch Me Outside: Your Morning Wake & Bake
If your brain’s hitting snooze but your to-do list isn’t, it’s time to light up some Rooster Call- a sativa-dominant, sun-grown strain by Catch Me Outside. Grown outdoors in Quebec by 5 Points Cannabis Inc., this one brings full-on “rise and vibe” energy!
⚡Genetics & Potency:
– Lineage: Tropimango X NY Diesel
– THC Content: Approximately 32.1%
– CBD Content: About 1%
Rooster Call is 100% outdoor-grown, hang-dried, and hand-trimmed. No grow lights. Just soil, sun, and that sweet Quebec air. Each batch rotates, so what’s inside might change, but the energy stays sky-high.
This strain delivers a focused, buzzy high perfect for art, errands, or just staring at the sky, thinking about weird stuff. You WILL feel it in your head first. The Smoke can be a bit harsh, so maybe skip the bong rip if your throat’s feeling shy.
Packed with limonene, caryophyllene, and pinene, Rooster Call hits you with:
– 🍋Zesty Citrus: tangy, sharp, and a little sparkly
– 🌲Fresh Pine: crisp, clean, and super fresh
– 🔥A Little Spicy Attitude: just enough to keep you interested
– 🫖Herbal Tea: smooth, grounding, and easy on the nose
🐔Final Call:
Rooster Call is a no-brainer day strain with real personality. If you’re into no-frills, terp-rich, outdoor-grown weed that makes your brain feel like it’s doing jumping jacks, this is it. Whether you’re cleaning your room, journaling in the sun, or trying to romanticize your morning routine, this strain gets your brain moving without making you feel like you’re stuck in overdrive.
When the Rooster Calls, will you answer?
