Neon Lambo – Pretty Good Weed Specials – Farmer Jane Pembina
What’s new at Pembina?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Neon Lambo | 7g | Flower | Pure Sunfarms | 36.99 |
Strain of the Week: Neon Lambo (Grape Gas x Purple Kush)
Alright, my fellow flavour chasers, buckle up—we’re talkin’ Neon Lambo this week, and lemme tell ya, this one’s built like a psychedelic supercar for your brain.
This beauty is the lovechild of Grape Gas and Purple Kush, which is basically like breeding a racehorse with a chill, zen monk. Grape Gas brings that loud, gassy funk with rich, fruity notes—like someone lit a grape soda on fire (in the best way possible). Purple Kush, meanwhile, is that old-school indica power, pure couch-lock royalty with deep body vibes and a grin that sticks like resin.
Together? Neon Lambo hits smooth and rides dirty. The high kicks off with an uplifted, heady buzz—perfect for turning mundane tasks into mini adventures. But don’t get cocky, cause that Kush backbone creeps in and slows. you. down. Before you know it, you’re melted into your beanbag, pondering the mysteries of time travel or just vibin’ to your vinyl collection.
She’s loud in the jar, sticky on the fingers, and straight-up art when you break a nug open—purple flecks, orange hairs, and a shimmer like she’s been waxed for a car show. If you like your flower strong, funky, and full of flavour, Neon Lambo is one hell of a ride.
Stay lifted, stay curious, STAY EXCELLENT—and always remember to respect the Kush.
What’s on special at Pembina?
| Strain | Grams | Type | Brand | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fruit Huckleberry | 2 x 5mg | Edibles | WYLD | 3.99 |
Edible of the Week: WYLD’s Huckleberry Gummies
Alright, let’s talk treats. This week I’ve been floatin’ on WYLD’s Huckleberry gummies, and lemme tell ya—they’re like a little fruit-packed hug from nature herself.
First off, huckleberry—not some made-up flavour, nah, this is the real-deal wild berry magic. Tart, sweet, slightly earthy. Like if a blueberry went rogue and started a jam band in the forest. WYLD nails the flavour so well you almost forget it’s infused. Almost.
These little squares are made with real fruit, vegan, and they don’t taste like that weird “weed candy” from back in the day that made your mouth feel like you licked a bong. WYLD keeps it clean, classy, and consistently dosed, which is a godsend for us folks who want to vibe without guesswork.
The high? Smooth and mellow. These are sativa-enhanced, so they don’t send you straight to the couch. I like ‘em for social stuff—picnics, record store runs, even cleaning the garage (with lots of breaks). It’s an easy lift: mind’s a little floaty, body’s loose, and everything just feels a bit more… playful.
Whether you’re new to edibles or a seasoned space cadet, WYLD’s Huckleberry gummies are solid go-tos. Keep a pouch in your backpack, glove box, or next to your crystals—whatever works.
Take one, take two (if you’re feelin’ brave)—and ride that berry wave.
And as always, Stay Excellent and… Respect the Kush. (Even if it’s in gummy form.)
